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paleolithicgirl
paleolithicgirl
6 Pack Promise
Feeling lazy? Out of time? Don’t know what the hell to do?
Check out 6 Pack Promise, I love this app!
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controlled-by-calories
controlled-by-calories
Sweet Lips, Skinny Hips: Paleo Chocolate Chip cookie recipe
- 1 1/4 cup almond flour
- 1/2 cup coconut flour
- 1/2 cup of coconut oil (melted)
- 2 eggs
- 1/4 tsp salt
- 1/4 tsp baking soda
- 1/2 cup honey
- 1 cup chocolate chips
Mix everything in a bowl reeeeally well (it’ll be kinda sticky).
Preheat oven for 350 degrees F.
Get two baking sheets, line with…
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paleolithicgirl
paleolithicgirl
Paleolithic Girl: Paleo Chocolate Blueberry Muffins
I always find that when I find a recipe that I want to try I either don’t have one out of the 20 million ingredients or I can’t muster up the energy to just DO IT.
So as I watched Paula Deen make something as healthy as a caesar salad into an artery clotting concoction I decided to take a…
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rougemarionette
rougemarionette
My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god
- I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
- When chemists die, they barium.
- Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
- I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
- I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
- This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
- I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
- They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
- We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
- Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
- Broken pencils are pointless.
- I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
- I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
- All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
- I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
- Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
- A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
- The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
- Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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theepichumor
theepichumor
“No chewing gum in class”
I cant be tamed.
(Source: theepichumor, via laughed-so-hard-i-got-cramps)
